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The Dude: . Jesus
Jesus Quintana: You said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus.
The Dude: You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling?
Walter Sobchak: Mark it as a zero.
Walter Sobchak: Aw, fuck it Dude. Letâ??s go bowling.
Walter Sobchak: Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.
Walter Sobchak: Donny, youâ??re out of your element.
The Dude: Fu***** Quintana!
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fu** up, Donny!
Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
The Dude: My only hope is that the big lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off.
The Dude: My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.
Maude Lebowski: you can imagine where it goes from here
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: he fixes the cable?
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Donny: I am the Walrus
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up Donny!
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny!
Walter Sobchak: You are entering a world of pain.
Nihilist: I said WE CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON!
Jesus Quintana: Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (exeunt)
Jesus Quintana: Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
Walter Sobchak: Eight year-olds, dude.
Walter Sobchak: Eight year-olds, dude.
Walter Sobchak: Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!
The Big Lebowski: What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Dude.
The Big Lebowski: Huh?
The Dude: Hmmm. Sure, that and a pair of testicles.
The Stranger: Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you.
The Stranger: Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you.
The Dude: Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
The Dude: Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
The Dude: The Dude abides.
The Dude: That rug really tied the room together.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up Donny!
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny!
Donny: You want a toe, I can get you a toe
Donny: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me.
Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me.
Walter Sobchak: Dude, this is a league game, this determines who enters the next round robin. Am I wrong?
The Dude: nice marmot, man.
The Dude: Oh, nice marmot.
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
The Dude: Yeah, but--
Walter Sobchak: eight year olds dude.
Walter Sobchak: Eight year olds, Dude.
Donny: i got a beverage here man ! joe sinavage
Donny: I got a beverage here man!
Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up Donny!
Walter Sobchak: Forget about the FUCKING toe!
Walter Sobchak: Forget about the fucking toe!
The Dude: Let me just find a cash machine
The Dude: Let me just find a cash machine.
The Dude: You brought a Pomeranian bowling?
Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Nihilist: Vee vill cut off your johnson Labawski
Nihilist: Vee vill cut off your johnson Labawski.
Nihilist: Vee vill cut off your johnson Lebowski.
The Dude: Nice marmont
The Dude: Nice marmont.
Donny: I am the walrus
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: That rug really tied the room together
Walter Sobchak: That rug really tied the room together.
The Dude: The royal we.
The Dude: The royal we.
The Big Lebowski: You see this leg, i got it chopped off by some china men in Vietnam
The Big Lebowski: You see this leg, I got it chopped off by some china men in Vietnam
The Stranger: The dude abides.
Walter Sobchak: Say what you will about the tenants of national socialism, dude, at least its an ethos
Walter Sobchak: Say what you will about the tenants of national socialism, dude, at least its an ethos.
Walter Sobchak: Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, dude, at least its an ethos.
Donny: Over the line!
The Dude: That rug really tied the room together.
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Younger Cop: And was there anything of value in the car?
The Dude: Oh, uh, yeah, uh… a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh… uh, my briefcase.
Younger Cop: [expectant pause] In the briefcase?
The Dude: Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.
Younger Cop: And what do you do, sir?
The Dude: I’m unemployed.
Malibu Police Chief: I don’t like your jerk-off name, i don’t like your jerk-off face and i don’t like you. Jerk-off. Do i make myself clear?
The Dude: I’m sorry I wasn’t listening, can you repeat that?
[Maude shows the porn video starring Bunny to the Dude] Sherry in ‘Logjammin’: [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.Walter Sobchak: I’m saying, I see what you’re getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it’s shabbas, the sabbath, which I’m allowed to break only if it’s a matter of life or death…
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You’re not even fucking Jewish, man.
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin’ about?
The Dude: Man, you’re fucking Polish Catholic…
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…
Walter Sobchak: And you know this!
The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It’s all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You’re living in the fucking past.
Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax…
[shouting] Walter Sobchak: You’re goddamn right I’m living in the fucking past!
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.
The Dude: What’s in the fuckin’ carrier?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? Oh, that’s Cynthia’s dog. I think it’s a Pomeranian. I can’t leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I’m watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
The Dude: You brought the fuckin’ Pomeranian bowling?
Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn’t rent it shoes. I’m not buying it a fucking beer. He’s not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
The Dude: Man, if my fuckin’ ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin’ dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I’d tell her to go fuck herself.
The Big Lebowski: Are you employed, sir?
The Dude: Employed?
The Big Lebowski: You don’t go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?
The Dude: Is this a… what day is this?
The Big Lebowski: Well, I do work sir, so if you don’t mind…
The Dude: I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
The Dude: Yeah, well. The Dude abides.
The Stranger: The Dude abides. I don’t know about you but I take comfort in that. It’s good knowin’ he’s out there. The Dude. Takin’ ‘er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.
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That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.
Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or His Dudeness … Duder … or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work, I don’t drive a car, I don’t fucking ride in a car, I don’t handle money, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don’t fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!
I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear, well, he eats you.
What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
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The Big Lebowski is a 1998 film about an amiable unemployed slacker, The Dude, and his close friends, all fond of their nights at the local bowling alley, who are drawn into a Chandleresque plot involving the missing younger wife of a millionaire namesake. The film has given rise to a non-traditional religious philosophy based on it and Taoism known as Dudeism.
Directed by Joel Coen. Written by Joel Coen and Ethan Coen.
Her life was in their hands. Now her toe is in the mail. taglines
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Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski [ edit ]
Well, sir, it's this rug I had. It really tied the room together.
This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's…
- Well, sir, it's this rug I had. It really tied the room together.
- Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or His Dudeness … Duder … or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing.
- This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.
- Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
- Careful, man, there's a beverage here!
- Oh boy, how you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
- Well, you know, the Dude abides.
- Obviously, you're not a golfer.
- Who the fuck are the Knutsens?
- Oh, nice marmot.
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Walter Sobchak [ edit ]
- Nihilists! ..Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
- Here you go, Larry. You see what happens? You see what happens, Larry?! See what happens?! [The Dude: Oh, great. ] This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry! [Proceeds to smash up what he wrongly believes is Larry's new Corvette] This is what happens, Larry! You see what happens, Larry?! Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, this is what happens! You see what happens, Larry?! You see what happens, Larry?! Do you see what happens, Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass?! This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens, Larry!
- Censored dub for television: "Here you go, Larry. You see what happens? You see what happens, Larry?! See what happens?! [The Dude: Oh, great. ] This is what happens, Larry! See what happens, Larry?! See what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?! This is what happens! See what happens, Larry?! You see what happens, Larry?! This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!"
Jesus Quintana [ edit ]
Dialogue [ edit ]
Smokey, my friend, you're entering a world of pain.
"The Dude abides." I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.
Taglines [ edit ]
- They figured he was a lazy, time-wasting slacker. They were right.
- Her life was in their hands. Now her toe is in the mail.
- Times like these call for a Big Lebowski.
- It takes guys as simple as the Dude and Walter to make a story this complicated … and they'd really rather be bowling.
- Lebowski: not a man, a way of life.
Quotes about The Big Lebowski [ edit ]
The Dude is an extreme case, but he provides an ideal which can help you to bring a little more "Dude" into your life, without giving up on the rat race entirely.
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